"Arrr, Trump be callin’ RFK Jr. to patch up America’s health, matey! Let the land of plenty be fit again!"
2024-11-14
Ahoy mateys! President-elect Trump be shoutin' from the crow's nest, claimin’ he’ll hoist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the captain o’ Health and Human Services! He says the scallywags o' the food and drug trade be deceivin’ the good folk too long! Avast, let’s set sail for truth! Arrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale as wild as the high seas! It be the news from the landlubbers of the White House! The captain of the ship known as Trump, fresh off the election plank, be settin’ his sights on a fine fellow to join his crew. Aye, he be nominatin’ none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to take the helm o’ Health and Human Services!With a hearty shout on the Truth Social ship, Trump declared, “I be over the moon, me hearties, to have Kennedy aboard this fine vessel!” He claims that fer too long, the good folk of America have been plundered by the dastardly industrial food scallywags and the treacherous drug companies. Aye, they’ve been spoutin’ naught but lies and deceit when it comes to the health of the crew!
Now, Kennedy be a man of many words, takin’ aim at those who play tricks on the unsuspectin’ souls with their potions and elixirs. With a wink and a nod, he promises to steer the ship toward clearer waters, away from the fog of misinformation. So hoist the sails, me hearties, as we embark on this new quest for health on the seven seas of politics!