"Trump be callin' forth his first crew o’ scallywags for the cabinet—hoist the sails o' nonsense, mateys!"
2024-11-14
Arrr, me hearties! This past Thursday, Cap'n Trump charted his course, appointin' Susie Wiles as the White House's first mate! Aye, she be leadin’ a crew of 17 scallywags, includin' the likes of Elon Musk and that Ramaswamy lad. Batten down the hatches, it be a wild voyage ahead!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the latest doin’s of the landlubber turned President-elect, Donald Trump, who be makin’ waves like a cannonball in a calm sea. On a fine Thursday morn, he set sail on his new adventure, appointin’ the fierce Susie Wiles as his chief of staff, aye! This savvy lass be takin’ the helm of the White House ship, and it seems she’s already rustled up a mighty crew of 17 fine scallywags and landlubbers to join her in the galley.Among this ragtag bunch be the notorious Elon Musk, a swashbuckler of the skies, and Vivek Ramaswamy, who once had dreams of capturin’ the presidential seas himself! Let us not forget the likes of Rep. Matt Gaetz, a true buccaneer of the political waters from Florida, and the cunning former Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, who’s swapped her colors and now sails under the Republican flag. Aye, the seas be churnin’ with excitement and a tad bit o’ mischief! One can only wonder what treasures and troubles await this motley crew as they navigate the treacherous waters of power and politics!