The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ahoy, mateys! Star Wars scallywags be spottin' a sneaky villain in Andor’s second season, ready for some jolly mischief!

2024-11-14

Arrr, mateys! Ben Mendelsohn be settin' sail anew as the scallywag Krennic! With a grin as wide as a treasure map and schemes that'd make Davy Jones himself chuckle, he be ready to plunder the silver screen once more! Avast, let the mischief commence!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a scallywag named Ben Mendelsohn, who be returnin’ to the high seas of cinema as the dastardly Krennic! Aye, that scallywag's got a penchant fer trouble, and he be lookin’ to claim his treasure in the galaxy’s most treacherous waters. With a glare that could sink a ship, Krennic be schemin’ and dreamin’ of power, like a pirate eyein’ a chest o’ gold doubloons!

But let’s not be forgettin’ the humor in this salty saga! Picture ol’ Krennic, dressed in his finest threads, struttin’ about like a rooster on deck, thinkin’ he’s the captain of the fleet when all he really be is a landlubber with delusions of grandeur. With Ben Mendelsohn at the helm, ye can be sure there be a fair share of mischief and mirth as he tries to outsmart those pesky rebels who be tryin’ to thwart his plans like a mutiny in the crew!

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