Arrr! Trump be settin' sail, nominatin' ol' Doug Collins for the captain's chair o' Veterans Affairs, savvy?
2024-11-14
Arrr, the President-elect be bringin' aboard ol' Doug Collins, a landlubber from Georgia, to steer the ship o' Veterans Affairs! Aye, another name be added to the motley crew of his transition team! Avast, me hearties, what a raucous crew it be!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the high seas o’ politics! The mighty chief, President-elect Trump, be declarin' on a fine Thursday that he’ll be summonin’ the brave Doug Collins, a former Rep from Georgia, to take the helm of the Secretary of Veterans Affairs. Aye, this be no ordinary landlubber; Doug be a war-hardened veteran and a noble chaplain in the Air Force Reserve, havin’ fought valiantly in the Iraq War, savvy?Trump be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest on Truth Social, proclaimin’, “We must care fer our fearless lads and lasses in uniform!” He be givin’ a hearty thanks to Doug fer steppin’ up to the plate, claimin’ he’ll be a fierce advocate for all who don the uniform. Shortly thereafter, Doug be raisin’ his flag on X, expressin’ his honor to accept this grand quest!
“Our heroes deserve the finest care!” Collins be bellowin’, as he vows to cut through the red tape like a cutlass through a sail. He be swearin’ to hunt down corruption and ensure every scallywag veteran gets the bounty they’ve earned. “Together,” he declared, “we’ll make the VA a treasure trove of care for those who’ve fought for us!” Arrr, a noble mission indeed!