"Arrr! India's fair capital be raisin' the sails against foul smog, hidin' the mighty Taj Mahal, aye!"
2024-11-14
Arrr, matey! To fend off the foul air that be chokin’ us seas, the Indian scallywags be banishin’ useless buildin’ and tellin’ landlubbers to steer clear of burnin’ coal fer warmth! Aye, let the fires of yer hearth sizzle with somethin’ less smoky, or ye'll be walkin' the plank!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be bringin' ye news from the land of New Delhi, where the air be as thick as a pirate’s belly after a feast! The scallywags in charge, led by Chief Minister Atishi—who be known by but one name, like a true buccaneer—have declared a ban on non-essential buildin' and urged landlubbers to stop burnin' coal for warmth. Aye, they say it be makin' the air as foul as a bilge rat!The measures be kickin’ off come Friday mornin', includin' water sprinkles on the dusty roads and mechanized sweepin' to clear the muck. The mighty Taj Mahal now be shrouded in toxic smog, robbin' lovers of their view. Flights be delayed, with 88% of departures and half of arrivals caught in the fog! Arrr, the air quality be reekin’ worse than a ship full of rotting fish, settin' at a rank level of 424!
As winter approaches, the smugglers of smoke from nearby fields be sendin’ their pollution to the capital, causin' a hullabaloo in hospitals with children coughin’ like they’ve swallowed a cannonball! So, hoist the sails and let’s hope for clearer skies, lest we all end up in Davy Jones' locker from all this noxious air! Yarrr!