Arrr, the Welsh be sayin’ to banish pooches from ports to fight the scourge of scallywag racism!
2024-11-14
Arrr, me hearty! A band o’ landlubbers be tellin’ the Welsh gentry to banish dogs from certain shores to battle the scourge o’ racism! Aye, as if mutts be the root o’ all troubles! Next, they’ll be askin’ to shoo the parrots too! Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious missive from an environmental crew settin' sail in the land of the Welsh! A bunch o’ scallywags hath advised the Welsh government to declare certain patches of land as dog-free zones, claimin’ it be a step towards makin’ the great outdoors a tad less racist and a touch more inclusive. Aye, ye heard me right!This here report, crafted by the Climate Cymru BAME, be suggestin’ these zones to help ‘em folk feel safer, as one lass from the African shores mentioned she gets the heebie-jeebies ‘round pooches. It seems the presence o’ canines be causin’ some trepidation amongst the swarthier souls lookin’ to enjoy the green spaces.
The Welsh gummint be all aboard the anti-racist ship, promise’n to steer toward a fairer horizon by 2030! They be sayin’ their plans be aim’d at breakin’ down barriers that keep certain folk out o’ nature's bounty. Arrr, who knew that racin’ dogs could stir up such a tempest in a teapot! So, raise the sails and let’s chart a course for more inclusive shores, devoid of furry beasts! Yo ho ho!