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Arrr! Kiwi Parliament halted, as the brave Maori swabs danced the haka, protestin' like scallywags for their precious rights!

2024-11-15

Arrr, matey! The landlubber lawmakers be shakin’ their bones doin’ the haka whilst readin’ some fancy scroll meant to rewrite the very pact with the natives! A sight to see, fer sure! Next, they’ll be dancin’ with the mermaids! Har har har!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, ye scallywags, for a tale from the land o’ the kiwis, where the goodly folk be dancin’ the haka like a band o’ jolly sea dogs! Aye, it be no ordinary jig, but a fierce display of spirit as the opposition lawmakers took to the floor like a crew settin’ sail for adventure.

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