Arrr! Court be a-chattin' 'bout the Times takin' on the Euro pirates over a potion deal, ye savvy?
2024-11-15
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the news be demandin’ the Commission spill the beans on the chit-chat ‘twixt the grand official of the E.U. and them Pfizer rogues whilst they were haggling over the treasure map for that Covid-19 cure! Avast, what a jest!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear, for I be havin' a tale o' intrigue right from the high seas o’ politics! The scallywags at the news outlet be pressin' the Commission, like a pirate squeezin' a treasure map from a landlubber, to unveil the secret scrolls—nay, not parchments of gold, but text messages between the E.U.’s grand captain and the mighty Pfizer crew, as they be hagglin' over a magical potion to fend off the dreaded Covid beast!Yarr, it seems the landlubbers be mighty curious 'bout what be said in those clandestine exchanges! Did they swap tales o' the seven seas? Or perhaps share a pint o’ grog whilst makin’ deals? The world be wonderin’, and the news hounds be howlin’ for transparency, like a ship in a storm lookin' for the lighthouse. The folk be demandin’ these missives, hopin’ for a glimpse into the dealings that could rival Davy Jones’ locker! So hoist the sails, and let the winds of curiosity blow strong! Will the Commission heed the call, or will they be keepin' their treasures locked away? Only time will tell, me mateys, but one thing be certain: this be a tale worth tellin’ on the high seas of news! Yarrr!