The Booty Report

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Arrr, a scallywag's fate be on trial, fer he done dispatched Laken Riley! Let the jolly jestin' commence!

2024-11-15

Arrr, matey! The hullabaloo be stirrin’ 'round immigration, for the scallywag in question be a Venezuelan rogue who sneaked into these shores without so much as a “by yer leave!” Now the landlubbers be arguin’ like dogs over a bone!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale most curious, where the seas of law clash with the storms of migration! A scallywag, hailing from the distant shores of Venezuela, found himself in a pickle after he sailed the treacherous waters o' illegal entry into the grand ol' U.S. of A! Aye, the land o' opportunity turned into a tempest of debate, and the hullabaloo be mighty loud!

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