Arrr! Trump be hoistin' the Jolly Roger to protect landlubbers from stormy seas o' troubled lands! Har har!
2024-11-15
Arrr matey! That ol' Temporary Protected Status, conjured by a captain of the Republican crew, be lettin' swabs from Haiti, Venezuela, Ukraine, and beyond dock their ships in the U.S. for a spell! Aye, a fine treasure for those lost on the high seas o' life!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the magical treasure known as Temporary Protected Status, or TPS for short. This fine treasure, birthed from the mind of a Republican captain, has granted safe harbor to thousands of scallywags from far-off lands like Haiti, Venezuela, and Ukraine. Aye, it be a right generous deed, I say!