Arrr! Mike Elko and Lane Kiffin be squabblin’ like scallywags 'bout them late-night sails!
2024-11-14
Arrr, matey! Coach Mike Elko be settin' his sights on Captain Kiffin o' Ole Miss, takin' jabs at his whinin' 'bout all them night battles other SEC crews be havin'. Aye, let the moonlight shine on the feudin' coaches! Fair winds to the jestin', I say!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round fer a raucous tale of Texas A&M set to host them New Mexico State swabs on the 16th of November, 'round the witching hour of 7:45 p.m. ET! Aye, the Aggies be favored like a treasure map leadin' to a chest o' gold, but not all be smooth sailin' in the coaching seas!First yer captain, Coach Mike Elko, be pokin' fun at that scallywag Lane Kiffin, who be grumblin' like a landlubber about LSU’s night games at their Death Valley, while his own crew be left in the early mornin’ sun like forgotten fishin' nets! Elko jested, "We be swimmin' in night games, but I’d be willin’ to trade with ya, Kiffin, if ye fancy more!"
And lo, Kiffin shot back, “Aye, I’d trade ye anytime! What be fair fer our fans?” The banter be as lively as a tavern brawl, and the Aggies be comin' off a loss, so they best be ready to batten down the hatches! With the Texas Longhorns comin’ to town soon, the stakes be high, and the crew must weather this storm or face the wrath of the football gods! Arrr!