The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! In this here space romp, yer choices’ll cause a ruckus that'll make yer parrot squawk!

2024-11-15

Arrr, matey! Ye be settin’ off a chain o’ calamity with yer whims! One wee decision be like a drunken sailor toppin’ over a barrel—next thing ye know, the whole crew be dancin’ a jig! Choose wisely, or ye’ll find yerself in Davy Jones’ locker! Har har har!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round and lend me ye ear, for I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout choices and their treacherous repercussions! Aye, every decision ye make be akin to settin’ off a chain o' events, like a row o’ dominoes teeterin’ on the edge of mischief!

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