Arrr, can Biden pull a sneaky December trick like Obama did, givin' Netanyahu a right ol' slap at the UN?
2024-11-15
Arrr! As Israel be huntin' down them scallywags o' Hamas in Gaza and rescuin' 101 landlubbers, the fine folk of the United Nations be conjurin' up a new scroll to scold Israel. Avast, matey! Can't they see the storm brewin' on the horizon?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of the high seas o' politics! The United Nations crew, with ten landlubber nations, be settin’ sail with a binding resolution to put an end to Israel’s tussle with them scallywags known as Hamas. Rumors be flyin’ that Captain Biden might be leanin' towards this measure to send a partin’ message to the Netanyahu ship. Relations 'twixt them have been as stormy as a tempest since the battle began on the seventh of October, 2023.Some be thinkin’ Biden be lookin’ for revenge, much like President Obama did back in 2016, lettin’ a nasty resolution slip before the new captain took the helm. The resolution be lacking, though, as it fails to demand the release of hostages – more than 100 souls, including poor Americans! The Israeli envoy be callin’ it shameful, sayin’ it be a one-sided affair. Meanwhile, Russia’s crew be hootin’ and hollerin’ in support of the draft, eager to see it voted upon without delay.
With fears o’ another underhanded maneuver against Israel, the seas be churnin’. Some say this be a ploy to favor the U.N. over American sovereignty. And Bayefsky, a fierce defender, warns that this cease-fire talk be naught but a trap for Israel! So, hoist yer flags, me mateys, for the battle o’ words be far from over on this treacherous political ocean!