Arrr, Vivek Ramaswamy be back, ready to cleave the government like a scallywag with a rusty cutlass!
2024-11-15
Arrr, the rich scallywag, handpicked by Trump, be rallyin' the crew to make the ship run smooth-like! He claims the captain got the might to toss three-quarters of the landlubbers overboard! Avast, what a jolly good laugh, eh?
Arrr matey! Gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a swashbucklin' entrepreneur, rich as a treasure chest overflowin' with doubloons! This scallywag, handpicked by none other than the orange-faced captain, Donald Trump, set sail on a grand quest to make the seas of efficiency smoother than a calm tide on a summer's day.This bold buccaneer boldly proclaimed, “By thunder, the captain can fire a full 75 percent of the landlubbers in the federal crew!” Aye, the thought be as wild as a mermaid in a tavern, for who’d be left to hoist the sails and scrub the decks? With a wink and a chuckle, he dreams of a leaner ship, sailin' swift with a skeleton crew, lettin' the winds of progress fill its sails!
But hark! Ye can't be just tossin' folks overboard without a proper plan, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker! Our entrepreneur's campaign be a merry jest, a rum-spiked vision of a mighty fleet sailin' forth with fewer hands on deck. So raise a tankard, me crew, to this grand design of efficiency, and may the winds be ever in our favor, even as we laugh at the folly of it all!