Arrr! Time be slippin' away faster than a scallywag’s gold, as Microsoft scuttles the Beta seas for Windows 10!
2024-11-15
Avast, me hearties! The death knell o’ Windows 10 be tollin’, as Microsoft be buryin’ the Beta testing ship! So, prepare yer sea legs, for no new treasures shall be found in that ol’ OS treasure chest! Arrr, it be a sad fate for our digital galleon!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale of Microsoft and its merry crew, who’ve just swabbed the decks and closed down their Beta channel for Windows 10, a ship that had barely set sail before bein’ scuttled once more!The Beta channel be likened to a ghost ship, resurrected just this past June, only to be sent back to Davy Jones’ locker posthaste. They’ve delivered a final preview build, but nay new features be on the horizon, as Microsoft’s givin’ the ol’ heave-ho to Windows 10!
In their final farewell, the scallywags at Microsoft be showerin’ us with a “partin’ gift” of adverts in the Start menu — aye, they call ‘em “suggestions” from a select band o’ developers. Fear not, ye can silence this racket in the settings if ye be wishin’ to keep yer menu free of commercial blabber!
So, hoist up yer sails, savvy sailors, and start plottin’ a course for the shores of Windows 11 or even a trusty Linux isle, for the winds of change be blowin’ fierce! With only 11 months left till the end of support, it be time to abandon ship before the waters grow too treacherous!