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Arrr! NBA matey Rudy Gobert be cheerin' on RFK Jr. for Trump’s ship o' health, savvy? A jolly jest, indeed!

2024-11-15

Arrr, the mighty timberwolf Rudy Gobert be singin’ the praises o’ Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the fine lad nominated to steer the ship of Health and Human Services! Aye, he be shoutin’ it from the crow’s nest o’ social media on Thursday! Avast, what a jolly good choice, savvy?

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn of the latest happenings in the realm of the NBA and politics, where the mighty Rudy Gobert, a center as tall as a crow's nest, be throwin' his support behind President-elect Trump and his choice of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for the captaincy of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services!

On the high seas of social media, Gobert declared, "Let’s go @RobertKennedyJr!" rallyin' the crew for what could be a battle against chronic disease, aye! The good Kennedy be wantin' to steer clear of corporate scallywags and return the health agencies to the glory of good science.

But nay, me hearties, the winds be blowin' both ways! Some scallywags, like U.S. Rep. Garcia, be callin' this choice "f---ing insane," while others, like the Governor of Colorado, be raisin' their tankards in praise for Kennedy’s stance against vaccine mandates. Talk about a squall on the horizon!

And let’s not forget Gobert, who once caught the dreaded COVID like a cursed treasure! With a chest of gold worth $205 million, he be navigatin' the treacherous waters of fame and controversy. So hoist the sails, me mateys, this tale be far from over!

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