The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Stellar Blade's crew be sayin' nay to a Netflix tale of eye-less anime butt battles! Har har!

2024-11-15

Arrr, matey! This yarn be fit to tickle the fancy of even the finest space-faring scallywags! A tale of stars and wonders, 'twould make a jolly good spectacle for a sci-fi spectacle! Avast, let the cosmic capers commence!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most curious, for it be one fit fer the grandest of sci-fi spectacles upon the silver screen of the heavens! Picture it, if ye will: a band o' swashbucklin' rogues navigatin' the cosmic seas, huntin' treasure not of gold, but of strange contraptions and alien oddities! Aye, instead of a map marked with X, they be followin' starlit charts to distant planets where strange beasts roam and the rum flows like the tides!

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