Arrr, the blue folk be claimin' that the wave o' strangers be boostin' Trump’s fortune: “The Democrats ain’t our captains!”
2024-11-15
Arrr, matey! The soon-to-be captain Trump be makin' waves in them deep-blue waters! Some landlubbers be claimin' his hearty support comes from a tidal wave o' scallywags settlin' in. Aye, the seas be churnin' with unexpected alliances, savvy?
Arrr, gather ‘round, ye scallywags, for I be tellin’ ye of the ruckus brewin’ in the blue city of Chicago! The townsfolk be spittin’ fire, layin’ blame on their liberal captains for lettin’ a horde of over 51,000 migrants storm their shores since 2021! Even the sea dogs in the city council, usually loyal to the Democrats, have hoisted the Jolly Roger and voted against the mayor's budget for them landlubbers!P-Rae Easley, once a member of the Democrat crew, now sails with Trump’s band, claimin’ the tides be changin’. “The Democratic Party don’t own us!” she shouted, while the city drowns in red ink—over $574 million spent on them migrants! With the new captain comin’ aboard, the Trump ship plans to unleash a wave of deportations come January, causin’ the local governor to quake in his boots!
In Aurora, worry be spreadin’ like a plague of rats, as gangs terrorize the good folk, all brought forth by the chaos of failed policies. Jurinsky, a council member there, warned that if the governor stands in the way of Trump’s plan, it’d spell disaster for the Democrats in the future, and the folks won’t be havin’ it! So hoist yer flags and brace for the storm, for change be blowin’ in like a tempest! Arrr!