Arrr! Chicago Tribune be callin’ foul on Harris for tossin’ gold to Oprah ‘n other starry sea dogs!
2024-11-15
Arrr, the Chicago Tribune be callin’ out Vice Prez Kamala Harris for her shipwrecked presidential voyage! They say she squandered doubloons on the likes of Oprah an’ other swashbucklin’ starlets. Aye, t’was a treasure hunt gone wrong, matey!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous seas of politics! The scallywags at the Chicago Tribune be takin' the Vice President, Kamala Harris, to task fer squandering doubloons on the likes of that famous landlubber, Oprah Winfrey. Aye, they say payin' her a king's ransom fer showin' up at campaign events be a right foolish venture!They be spoutin' that merely havin' a celebrity stand beside ye be one thing, but throwin' a grand event with the queen of daytime television? That be an entirely different kettle o' fish! The reports claim Harris forked over two hefty bags of gold—$500,000 each—to Oprah’s ship, Harpo Productions, fer her presence at them town hall shindigs. Blimey!
Winfrey, caught in the tempest of media scrutiny, quickly denied any personal bounty, claimin’ the gold was fer production costs. The Tribune be sayin’ that, instead of rubbin' elbows with celebs, ol’ Kamala should’ve been answerin’ questions from independent scribes to lay out her grand plans for the realm.
Alas, it seems celebrity magic be no match fer the hopes of the common folk. So next time ye set sail on the seas of governance, remember, savvy speeches be worth more than a handful o' starry-eyed fools! Arrr!