The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, can these Hollywood scallywag chimps find their sea legs 'mongst the rowdy ape crew? Aye, what a sight!

2024-11-15

Avast, matey! In the shadowy nooks o' Chicago's beastly lair, them cheeky chimps, who’ve tickled the fancy o' landlubbers fer years, be now learnin’ to swashbuckle with their own kind! Arrr, who knew a monkey's heart could be so fickle? Aye, the jungle be callin'!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be havin' a tale from the heart o' the Windy City—a tale of chimps, not ships! Aye, ye heard me right! In the hallowed halls of a Chicago zoo, these rascally monkeys, once the jesters of the two-legged folk, be findin' themselves in a bit o' a quandary.

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