Arrr, Iran be sayin' to the Yanks, "Nay, we ain't plotin' to send Trump to Davy Jones' locker!"
2024-11-15
Arrr, matey! The Biden crew be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, claimin’ any scallywag attempt on Captain Trump’s life by them Iranians be a full-blown declaration o’ war! Aye, they be stirrin’ the pot like a greedy sea dog!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the landlubber shores of the Biden administration! It seems the good folks in charge be warnin' that any dastardly plot by the scallywags o' Iran to lay a hand on the illustrious Mr. Trump be considered no less than an outright act of war, arr!Now, picture this: a band o' ruffians in the Persian Gulf, schemin' and plottin' like a pack o' cats with their tails on fire. They might think they can take a crack at the former Captain of the Ship o' State, but nay! The lads in Washington be standin' ready with their cannonballs, prepared to unleash a storm upon those who dare threaten the orange-haired buccaneer!
So, what say ye? If them Iranians be thinkin' they can sneak a dagger into the heart of the Trump treasure chest, they best be ready for a full broadside from the U.S. fleet! The world be watchin', and this ol' sea dog knows one thing for sure: meddlin' with Uncle Sam be like ticklin' a kraken—ye never know what beastie might rise from the deep! Yarrr!