The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Trump be raisin' a crew o' manly mates to swagger ‘round D.C. like a ship full o' beefy buccaneers!

2024-11-15

Arrr, matey! The boisterous and brash spirit of the Trump crew be settin' sail for the treasure trove of Washington! With swagger and bravado thicker than grog, they be plunderin' the political seas, lookin’ to seize the gold, one tweet at a time! Avast, what a merry spectacle!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I bring ye tidings from the stormy seas of politics! The raucous crew of the Trump campaign, known fer their loud bluster and swagger akin to a parrot on a treasure chest, be settin' their sights on the grand ol' ship of Washington!

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