The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Can ye stash away a thousand holy verses? For these sprightly landlubbers, 'tis a jolly game, matey!"

2024-11-15

Arrr, matey! The National Bible Bee be makin' waves, challengin' landlubbers to memorize more than a parrot with a thesaurus! Makes that Spelling Bee look like a simple game o' tic-tac-toe, I tell ye! Prepare yer noggins for a storm o' scripture!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the National Bible Bee, a grand spectacle that be takin' the landlubbers by storm! This be no mere pastime, nay! It be a contest of memorization so mighty, it makes the National Spelling Bee seem as easy as playin’ a game of tic-tac-toe on a calm sea!

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