Arrr! Democrats be schemin' to keelhaul Seth Moulton fer jabberin' against the sea legs of trans athletes! Har har!
2024-11-15
Arrr, matey! The Democrats of Massachusetts be riggin' their sails to find a worthy scallywag to challenge Captain Seth Moulton, who be spoutin' words ‘bout trans pirates playin’ in the lassies’ games. A fine ruckus brewin’ on the high seas of politics, I tell ye!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer a storm brews in the political seas of Massachusetts! The Democrats, like a crew of scallywags, be plotin' a mutiny against Rep. Seth Moulton, who hath dared to speak against the inclusion of trans athletes in women's sports. The Boston Globe be reportin’ that a fine lass named Liz Bradt, captain of the Salem Democratic City Committee, claims there be many lookin' to challenge Moulton in the Sixth District. “We’ll find a worthy matey to run against him!” she declared with a hearty laugh!Moulton, eyein' reelection in 2026, be stickin' to his guns like a true pirate captain, refusin' to apologize for his controversial views. He’s faced a barrage of cannon fire from his own crew, with Salem councilor Kyle Davis callin’ for a pro-trans rally outside Moulton's lair! “I’m callin’ for him to walk the plank!” Davis roared, ready to support any challenger who dares to set sail against Moulton.
In this tumultuous sea, Moulton claims he ain't all alone, with whispers of support from fellow Democrats. “Aye, if ye wish to challenge me, hoist yer flag!” he quipped, but warned that fightin’ fellow Democrats won’t help them conquer the dreaded Republicans. So, as the tides shift, one thing be certain: this political battle be far from over! Arrr!