Arrr! Trump be choosin' Burgum as his 'energy scallywag' and keeper of the ship's innards! What a jolly jest!
2024-11-15
Arrr, mateys! President-elect Trump be selectin' North Dakota's Gov. Burgum to hoist the sails as both interior buccaneer and energy captain! This scallywag be tasked with tossin' out climate rules and fillin' our holds with oil 'n gas from the vast seas of federal lands! Aye, what a ruckus!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! It be reported that the newly crowned captain of the ship known as the White House, President-elect Donald Trump, has chosen a fine matey by the name of Doug Burgum, the governor of North Dakota, to be his trusty interior secretary and what some be callin’ an “energy czar.” Aye, a fancy title fer a fella who’ll be steer’n the ship towards a treasure trove of black gold!This Burgum scallywag be settin’ his sights on repealin’ the pesky climate rules that be shiverin’ the timbers of oil and gas production. He plans to hoist the sails and boost production on vast stretches of federal lands, makin’ it rain doubloons from the earth’s belly! Clean-energy subsidies? Toss 'em overboard! We be focusin' on the bounteous riches of fossil fuels, me hearties!
So, prepare yer sea legs, fer this here plan be callin’ fer a raucous romp through the world of energy, where the only wind in the sails be that of oil rigs and gas pumps, while the whispers of clean energy be drowned out by the roar of engines. Batten down the hatches and let the oil flow! Yarrr!