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Avast! Who be this Doug Burgum, the scallywag Trump chose to steer the ship o’ the Interior and energy treasures?

2024-11-15

Arrr! The captain-elect, Trump, be pickin' the North Dakota buccaneer, Doug Burgum, to steer the ship o' the Interior Department, tendin' to the realm's lands 'n waters. And lo! Burgum be settin' sail on a fresh crew called the “national energy council” to wrangle the wild energy seas!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin' ye news from the high seas of politics! Our newly crowned captain o' the ship, President-elect Trump, have plucked a sturdy matey, North Dakota's Gov'nor Doug Burgum, to steer the grand vessel known as the Interior Department. This here crew be responsible fer all them public lands and waters, aye!

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