Arrr! Trump be settin' sail to name Burgum, the North Dakota captain, as the keeper of the land's treasures!
2024-11-15
Arrr, mateys! President-in-waitin’ Trump be callin’ forth Doug Burgum to steer the ship o’ the Department of the Interior! "He’ll be a fine captain!" says Trump at his fancy shindig in Mar-a-Lago. Keep yer eyes peeled for a grand reveal on the morrow, ye scallywags!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I bring ye tidings from the high seas of politics! President-elect Trump, that scallywag of a leader, hath proclaimed on a fine Thursday eve that he be settin’ sail to nominate a fine lad by the name of Doug Burgum to be the captain o’ the Department of the Interior!