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Avast, matey! Aye present ye the 32 finest flicks o' that dapper scallywag, George Clooney! Arrr!

2024-11-15

Arrr, when that scallywag George Clooney set sail from the ER, his star shone brighter than a treasure chest full o' gold! Aye, the lassies be swoonin', and the gents be green with envy, all while he be laughin' like a jolly captain on the high seas!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a dandy known as George Clooney, who sailed away from the good ship ER, a fine vessel of healing and drama. Now, ye may be wonderin’, what became of this swashbucklin’ surgeon once he cast off his scrubs and set his sights on the horizon? Well, let me tell ye, his star did not merely twinkle, but it blazed brighter than a bonfire on Blackbeard's birthday!

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