Arrr! Trump be plunderin’ Karoline Leavitt to spin tales for the White House crew, savvy?
2024-11-15
Avast ye! President-elect Trump be havin' a fine lass, Karoline Leavitt, take the helm as his press scribe in the grand White House. Blimey! Let’s hope she don’t spill the beans like a clumsy sailor with a barrel o’ rum! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas of politics! Our captain, President-elect Donald Trump, has cast his lot with a fair lass named Karoline Leavitt, appointin' her as his Press Secretary for the grand voyage ahead. Aye, she be no stranger to these waters, havin' served as Trump’s trusty spokesperson durin' his campaign, shoutin' the messages of the fleet far and wide!The captain himself, in a proclamation fit for a tavern, declared, “Karoline Leavitt did a phenomenal job as the National Press Secretary on me Historic Campaign.” He went on to say that this clever lass is as sharp as a cutlass and tough as barnacles on a ship's hull, ready to take the helm at the podium and steer the ship of communication towards the horizon of American greatness!
With the wind at her back, the good ship Leavitt is set to sail forth, deliverin' the captain's messages to the good people of America. Aye, let’s hoist the sails and prepare for the adventure ahead, as we make America great again, one press conference at a time! But stay tuned, me mateys, for this tale be still unfoldin'!