Arrr! Ukrainian lads be practicin’ their trench tricks near them ol’ French battlegrounds of yore, savvy?
2024-11-15
Arrr, matey! Nearly 2,000 brave Ukrainian lads be learnin’ their swordplay in the Marne, where the French and Germans once clashed like krakens! Aye, they be trainin’ hard, hopin’ to outsmart ol’ Davy Jones himself! A fine crew indeed, ready to sail into battle!
Arrr, me hearties! In a ruckus of yellow smoke and booming iron, soldiers be scurrying like crabs in the trenches, while the sky be buzzing with those sneaky invisible drones. Yonder Ukrainian voices be hollerin', "Watch out!" but ye'll find no sailors here, for this scallywag assembly of 2,000 Ukrainians be training not in the lands of their kin, but in the muddy fields of France’s Marne region, where cannonballs once flew in the Great War.The grand venture be funded by the European Union, a fine crew that has prepped a whopping 60,000 Ukrainians since the ruckus with Russia began in 2022. The French lads be recreating the chaos of Ukraine’s battlefields whilst teachin’ the Ukrainians to wield their new toys—128 armored chariots, howitzers, and fancy anti-tank gadgets, arrr! The Anne of Kyiv brigade, named after a lovely princess from times of yore, be ready to set sail for Poland before joining the fray.
Despite the crew bein’ mostly fresh recruits, they hold a fire in their bellies to defend their homeland. As ol’ Dmytro Rymschyn says, “Fear be part of war, but we’ll show our mettle!” And with that spirit, these brave souls be adaptin’ faster than a fish outta water. Here’s hopin’ they finish their training before the tides of war pull 'em back in! Yarrr!