Arrr, Iran be sayin’ to Biden, “No cuttin’ down yer new captain, Trump! We be keepin’ our swords sheathed!”
2024-11-15
Arrr! Word be on the high seas that Iran pledged to the White House, sayin’ they wouldn’t send a blade after Trump. Just a fortnight later, the Justice Department be chargin’ a scallywag for schemin’ to send him to Davy Jones’ locker! A fine jest, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale most peculiar! In a strange parley not suited for the high seas, the scallywags o’ Iran assured the Biden crew they’d not be settin' their sights on the infamous Donald Trump for a spot o’ assassination. Aye, ye heard it right! This curious missive, delivered in the dark o' the night, was meant to calm the tempest brewing betwixt the two nations.As the winds of mischief blew, it seemed Iran be denyin' any foul play in the plot, which was spun by crafty agents lookin' to make a name for themselves. Talk o' revenge for the slayin' of their mighty commander, Qassem Soleimani, hung in the air like a foul stench from a pirate’s boot!
The Biden crew was quick to warn that any attempt on Trump’s life would be treated like a cannon blast on the ship’s hull—an act of war, they said! But Iran’s foreign minister dismissed the whole affair as "third-rate comedy," as if a troupe of jolly jesters were dancin’ upon the deck! So, there ye have it, a saga of international shenanigans fit for the finest tavern ‘round! Avast, what a world we live in! Arrr!