The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Israel be hittin' south o' Beirut, all while ponderin' if peace be just a mirage, matey!"

2024-11-16

Arrr, matey! The cannon fire be rattlin' the seas of diplomacy, as Israel's bombs rain down on Dahiya, throwin' a right fit in the U.S. captain's plans to quell the brawl 'twixt Israel and them scallywags, Hezbollah! A fine pickle indeed, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round the ol' rum barrel, for I’ve got tales of tempests brewin’ on the high seas of diplomacy! Yonder in Dahiya, just south of that merry port o' Beirut, those crafty Israeli lads be rainin’ down bombs like a scallywag tossin’ cannonballs at a rival ship. Aye, this here bombardment be stirrin’ the pot and makin’ it harder fer the good ol' U.S. of A to play the diplomat's game.

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