Arrr, Trump be choosin’ Burgum as his ‘energy swashbuckler’ and keeper of the land! A fine jest, me hearties!
2024-11-15
Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump be settin' sail with North Dakota's own Gov. Burgum as the captain o’ the land and energy. He be chartin' a course to toss out climate rules, hoist the sails on oil, and plunder the treasures o’ the federal lands! Avast, what a merry crew!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be havin' news from the high seas of politics! The President-elect, a scallywag named Donald Trump, be makin' a bold choice, appointin' North Dakota's own Gov’ner Doug Burgum to two fine positions—one bein' the Interior Secretary and the other, a mighty title: the Energy Czar! Aye, a title fit for a captain of the oil-rigged seas!This Burgum fellow be tasked with chartin' a course through the treacherous waters of climate rules, as he sets out to cast aside clean-energy subsidies like a pirate tossin' old boots overboard! He be lookin' to hoist the sails of oil and gas production across vast stretches of federal lands, yarr, where gold (or black gold, as they call it) be waitin' to be plundered!
So grab yer tankards and raise a toast to the new regime, where the winds of change blow favorably for the oil barons! As the crew of ship 'Murica sails forth, let’s see if this grand adventure leads to treasure or to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr, it be a jolly good time to be a pirate in a world of politics and plunder!