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Arrr, Trump be hittin' the sails, pickin' Burgum from North Dakota fer the landlubber's post o' Interior chief!

2024-11-15

Arrr, mateys! Captain Trump be settin' sail to name Governor Burgum the lord o' the Interior seas! “He'll be grand!” Trump bellowed at the gala feast at his treasure trove, Mar-a-Lago. Keep yer spyglasses ready, for a grand announcement be comin' on the morrow!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! Our cap'n, President-elect Donald Trump, be settin' sail on a new adventure, declarin’ that he be nominating none other than Doug Burgum to steer the ship known as the Department of the Interior!

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