Two scallywags nabbed for a heist that sent a cherished DJ to Davy Jones' locker: "Ye'll answer for this!"
2024-11-16
Arrr matey! The fine lads of D.C. law be sayin’ they’ve snatched up two scallywags, young enough to still be wearin’ their mum’s bloomers, fer a savage mugging that sent a famous tune-master to Davy Jones' locker. Shiver me timbers, what a ruckus!
Avast ye scallywags! In the heart of Washington, D.C., two wee lads, aged 14 and 16, have been snared by the law for a dastardly deed, claimin' the life of a well-known DJ, Captain Bryan Smith, known to the crew as "The Barber." Aye, it was a fierce attack in the dead of night as he made his way home after a long day's toil.The fair Chief of the Metropolitan police, Pamela Smith, did declare that while naught can bring back the fine DJ, justice be on the horizon! The scallywags thought they could rob him of his treasure, but surveillance cameras be spillin' the beans on their mischief. Sadly, our brave DJ succumbed after a week in a coma, leavin' his poor mother heartbroken, lamentin' that they stole his life over a mere credit card and a phone!
The little rogues now face a storm of charges, and the Chief warns, "If ye commit crimes in our fair city, we shall find ye, mark my words!" So, ye young buccaneers, heed this warning: the tide of justice be comin' for ye, and it won't be gentle!