Arrr! A Virginia lass caught pretendin' to be a healer in California! Hoist her sails to the brig, matey!
2024-11-16
Arrr! The coppers be on the hunt, for a wench be masqueradin’ as a healer o’ the sick, tendin’ to 60 landlubbers at Providence St. Joseph’s. Aye, she be swabbin’ the deck of medicine without a proper license! What a scallywag, claimin' to mend what ain't even broken!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale from the fair seas of Virginia! A scallywag named Amanda Leeann Porter, aged 44, thought she could pass fer a healer of the seas, claimin' to be a nurse without a stitch o' license! Aye, she be workin' in Southern California hospitals, foolin' the good folks at Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center with a false identity, arrr!Me mates in Burbank caught wind o' her treachery after she tended to a fair number o' patients whilst pilferin' two paychecks. This shifty lass was already on probation fer bein' a fraudster, and yet she sailed on, findin' work at various other hospitals with her crafty disguises, aye!
After months of sleuthin', the Burbank police finally clapped the irons on her on November 7, after she had swum away from a similar scrape at another hospital. Now she be faced with charges o' identity theft, false impersonation, and the grandest theft of 'em all! She sits in the brig without bail, while the hospital be thankin' the police fer their swift action, ensuring the safety o' the good townsfolk!
So heed this lesson, ye scallywags, for the seas be full o' rogues and imposters! Arrr!