Arrr! Ex-'View' swab who roasted Trump be yappin' 'bout a Netflix tussle 'twixt Tyson and Paul, ye scallywags!
2024-11-16
Arrr, me hearties! Rosie Perez, once a chatterin’ lass on "The View," be takin' a break from hurlin' barnacles at Trump, now settin' her spyglass on the ruckus ‘twixt Jake Paul and the fearsome Mike Tyson. A right jolly spectacle, aye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer tales o' the fierce and feisty Rosie Perez, who be takin' to the high seas of sportin' commentary fer Netflix's grand spectacle o' Mike Tyson goin' toe-to-toe with scallywag Jake Paul! Aye, she be known as the "First Lady of Boxing," donning her crown whilst marchin' as grand marshal at the International Boxing Hall o' Fame parade back in 2013.Rosie be no stranger to the fray, claimin' she learned the sweet science of boxing after bein' on the wrong end o' many a tussle. “I was scrappy,” she declared, always returnin' fire despite takin' her licks. Yet, this lass ain't just swingin' fists; she’s been lettin' her voice fly about politics, settin' her sights on Trump’s antics, especially his lack o’ aid to Puerto Rico. “He threw paper towels at us!” she quipped, a mighty insult to the proud islanders!
Now, with the likes of Tyson and Paul who be singin' praises o' the orange captain, Rosie’s puttin’ aside her political quarrels to focus on the sport. Ain’t that a turn o’ the tide? Even humorin’ Tyson’s wild tales about escapin’ the clutches of danger! So, raise yer tankards to Rosie—fierce fighter, bold commentator, and now, a broadcast captain on the high seas of boxing! Arrr!