Arrr, Democrats be ponderin' a new flag after Trump’s treasure hunt, seekin' to dodge the 'freak show' moniker!
2024-11-16
Arrr, me hearties! Some of them scallywag Democrats be plottin’ to steer their ship nearer to the middle seas, seein’ as Captain Trump bested Vice Admiral Harris in a grand ol’ tussle across the swingin’ states! Politico be spillin’ the beans, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! It be rumored that some scallywags in the Democratic crew be wantin' to hoist their sails towards the center of the political sea! After that landlubber Trump nabbed some swing states and even the popular vote, voices be risin' from the DNC deck, cryin', "We ain't as progressive as we fancy ourselves!" One ol’ sea dog, Joseph Paolino Jr., be sayin’ that the good folk out there be sittin' in the middle, not on the far edges of the plank.“I reckon I don’t want to be the freak show party,” quoth another Democrat, fearin’ the reputation of bein’ a circus of oddities, like a ship filled with drunken parrots! A DNC member from the sunny shores of Florida lamented that they be branded as radicals by the right, scarin’ the daylights outta moms and their wee ones across the land. “I’d rather have Trump’s weirdness than that!” they declared.
Former DNC captain, Donna Brazile, proclaimed it be a time for a rebuildin’ from the hull up. The winds of change be blowin’ with whispers of Rahm Emanuel, a crafty political sea dog, considerin' a run for the DNC chair. Aye, it seems the Democrats be seekin' to steer their ship away from the stormy seas of far-left ideologies toward the calmer waters of the center! Arrr!