Arrr, who else be sailin' the seas o' Trump’s immigration crew o' dreams, eh? Perhaps a parrot or two!
2024-11-16
Arrr, mateys! President-elect Trump be hoistin’ the sails o’ immigration crew! Aye, he be makin’ bold proclamations ‘bout his shipmates. Here’s a peek at who be joinin’ the crew in this grand adventure o’ paperwork and treasure maps! Avast, let the rum flow and the chaos ensue!
Arrr matey! In the land of politics, President-elect Donald Trump be settin’ sail with his crew for immigration and border security. He be quick to name Tom Homan as the "border czar," a title that sounds as grand as a pirate's treasure map, and South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem to keep the Homeland Security ship steady!But hold yer rum! The remaining positions at ICE, USCIS, and CBP be still a mystery, like a hidden cove on a foggy morn! Ye hear whispers of potential candidates floatin’ about, like scallywags seekin' a place on the ship. One such name be Lyons, leadin’ the charge in Boston to catch wayward scallywags released by sanctuary cities.
Then there be Rodney Scott, a former Border Patrol chief, who be spoutin’ tales of how the Biden crew let the border run amok! And let’s not forget Brandon Judd, a stalwart defender of the Trump banner, claimin’ the seas were safer under his command.
Ye also got Fabbricatore, a retired ICE captain warnin’ of Venezuelan pirates, and Pham, a Vietnamese immigrant who wants to bring order to the chaos. The list goes on, me hearties, but one thing’s fer sure—Trump’s crew be lookin’ to batten down the hatches on immigration! So raise yer mugs, and let’s see where this wild voyage takes us!