The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast! As Xi and Biden parley, Trump be lurkin’ like a scallywag, with uncertainty as thick as fog!

2024-11-16

Arrr! The two captains o' the land shall parley in Peru, where the mighty dragon from the East be stretchin' its tentacles, givin' the good ol' U.S. a right scare in her own waters! Avast, let the games begin! Aye, what a merry ruckus it be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of two mighty captains settin' sail for the shores of Peru! Aye, it be a place where the Dragon of the East, China, be stretchin’ its tentacles like a hungry octopus, layin' claim to riches and influence in the waters where the Star-Spangled Banner once waved proud. Aye, the seas be churnin’ with tension as our good ol’ Uncle Sam finds his compass a bit askew!

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