The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Scallywag with dark ties be locked up for life fer sendin' his former mate to Davy Jones' locker—he be a right scoundrel!"

2024-11-16

Arrr, matey! Samuel Woodward, a scallywag spewin' hate and sailin' with the Atomwaffen crew, turned his blade on an unfortunate soul, stabbin' 'em 28 times in a fit o' mad fury! Aye, ‘tis a right grim tale o’ a villain gone rogue!

Avast, me hearties! Gather ye ’round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale of a scurvy knave named Samuel Woodward, a landlubber with a heart blacker than Davy Jones’ locker! This salty sea dog had a tongue sharper than a cutlass, spewin’ forth anti-gay blather like a parched sailor ramblin’ o’er rum. With ties to the dreaded Atomwaffen crew, a band of nefarious neo-Nazis, he set sail on a dark voyage of hatred.

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