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Arrr! Trump’s crew be scorned in the capital, yet they be ticklin' the fancy of his hearty mateys!

2024-11-16

Arrr, while the landlubbers be callin' Donald J. Trump’s crew a motley bunch of scallywags with dubious smarts, his hearty crew be claimin' they be bold mavericks set to rattle the chains o' the Capitol! A fine jest, if ye ask me!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the scallywag Donald J. Trump and his crew o' misfit nominees. While the landlubbers and critics be shakin' their heads, claimin' these fine folk be nothin' but swabs with questionable wits, his loyal crew be singin' a different shanty! Aye, they see these rascals as mavericks, bold adventurers plucked right from the briny deep to stir the pot in the belly of Washington!

The critics, bless their hearts, be likin' to point fingers and squawk like a parrot, sayin' these knaves be underqualified and as useful as a wooden leg in a storm. But nay! The voters see 'em as brave souls, ready to hoist the sails and shake the very foundations of the political sea! They be likin' to rattle cages and send the establishment scurrying like rats from a sinking ship!

So, hoist the colors and raise a tankard to those bold mavericks! Whether ye be a landlubber or a true buccaneer, one thing be clear: the tides of change be blowin', and 'tis a jolly good time to watch the spectacle unfold on the high seas of politics!

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