The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! A trans lass be celebrated fer her grand play, whilst her crew be squabblin' 'bout trans tides!

2024-11-16

Arrr, matey! The crew o' San Jose State be raisin' a ruckus, cheerin' for a landlubber of the transgender sort fer makin' a grand play! But hold yer grog—there be whispers o' a lawsuit claimin' that same scallywag was schemin' to put a hurt on one of 'em! Aye, what a jest!

Arrr, mateys! In a grand tale of the San Jose State volleyball crew, they be sailin' to the top o' the Mountain West after the fierce Blaire Fleming, a player of transgender stature, unleashed a storm of 24 kills against them landlubbers from Colorado State! It be a sight to behold, aye! Not days prior, the crew was embroiled in a tempestuous lawsuit, claimin' that ol' Blaire be givin' unfair advantages and puttin' ‘em in peril!

By the time the fifth set rolled around, ol' Fleming be spikin' the ball like a cannon blast, sendin’ shivers down the spines of the opposition! The celebration was fierce, despite a rumor that some me hearties, Slusser and Manusky, suspected ol' Fleming conspired with the rival crew to take ‘em down! Can ye believe it? Why, in the aftermath, they all be jumpin’ in merriment like true teammates, even as Slusser aired her grievances on a Foxy news show!

With a single match left, questions abound whether other teams will dare to face 'em in the postseason, what with all the ruckus. While the Spartans celebrate their climb to the top, they be wonderin’, "Will the seas calm, or will we face more storms ahead?” Aye, what a wild ride on the waves of volleyball!

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