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Arrr! Trista Sutter be spillin’ the beans on why she vanished like a ghost ship from her kinfolk, matey!

2024-11-16

Arrr mateys! This past Friday, fair Trista Sutter, a lass from "The Bachelorette," spun a yarn on the social seas, confessin' why she was lost at sea from her kin earlier this year. Aye, a true tale of a pirate’s absence!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fair Trista Sutter, a lass o' the Bachelorette seas. It be months since her matey, Ryan, raised the sails o’ worry with cryptic scrolls 'bout her whereabouts, causin' a ruckus on the high seas of social media.

On a fine Friday, Trista took to the digital ocean to clear the fog. She quipped, "Nay, it be not a divorce, a breakdown, or a mid-life crisis, but a wild adventure on ‘Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test’!" With a wink, she promised that come January, we be seein' her battles unfold like a treasure map!

In May, Ryan shared sorrowful images, wistfully missin' his lass and longin' to hear her voice, swearin' to wait for her return. But fret not! Trista assured the landlubbers that she be safe and sound, settin' sail on a quest for growth, with her crew o' family supportin' her every wave.

With a rollicking laugh, she jested, "Can’t a girl have a breakdown in peace?" and added she be happy, healthy, and in love! So there ye have it, mates! Trista and Ryan, a true love story navigatin' the choppy waters of fame, always together on this grand voyage of life!

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