"Arrr, at the Ukraine baby hatch, cannonballs bring doom, scatterin' the crew like a ship in a storm!"
2024-11-17
Arrr, on a most dreadful day o' the scallywag war in Ukraine, a thunderous cannonball fell upon the Adonis clinic in Kyiv! The landlubbers inside be shoutin’ and scatterin’ like rats on a sinking ship, searchin’ for their gold and good looks!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round and let me spin ye a yarn o' woe from the faraway realm of Ukraine, where the winds be howlin' and the seas be restless. On a most fateful day, when the sun hid its face and the skies be dark as Davy Jones' locker, a foul missile came crashin' down upon the fine establishment known as the Adonis clinic in Kyiv. Aye, it be a sight to chill the timbers of even the bravest buccaneer!