The Booty Report

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Haiti be a stormy sea o' troubles, with scant treasures o' fixes to be found, matey! Arrr!

2024-11-17

Ahoy, me hearties! The call fer a remedy fer Haiti’s troubles be blarney louder than a cannon’s roar, as scallywags seize the land and countless souls be makin’ a break fer safer shores! Avast, we best set sail fer a fix, lest we be swimmin' with the fishes!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a land called Haiti, where chaos be reignin' like a ship without a captain! The pirates of the present be known as gangs, and these scallywags be claimin' more and more territory, leavin' the good folk scuttlin’ for the hills like a bunch of frightened barnacles!

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