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"Cap'n Trump be sighted at the U.F.C. brawl in yon New Amsterdam! Blimey, me hearties, what a ruckus!"

2024-11-17

Arrr matey! President-elect Trump be sailin’ into Madison Square Garden fer a raucous Ultimate Fightin’ Championship, where fer a heartbeat it looked like one of his wild campaign shindigs! Aye, the scallywags be cheerin’ like they be findin’ treasure on the high seas! Har har har!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be tellin’ ye a curious tale o’ one Donald J. Trump, the President-elect, who set sail to Madison Square Garden! Aye, it be no ordinary voyage, fer he found himself amidst the ruckus o' the Ultimate Fighting Championship, where the brawlin’ be as fierce as a tempest on the high seas!

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