"Arrr! How Kamala Harris spent a treasure of $1.5 billion faster than a ship in a storm!"
2024-11-17
Arrr, matey! Her wild gold-flingin’ has got the Democrats scratchin’ their heads and raisin’ eyebrows, for she be demandin’ more doubloons since the last high seas election! What be she doin’? Lookin’ to plunder the treasure chest dry, or just lost in a storm of shiny coins? Har har!
Now, ye see, after the great election battle, our fair lass be clamorin’ for more treasure, like a hungry seafarer spyin’ a bounty o’ fish! But the crew be wonderin’, “Is her treasure chest bottomless, or be we sailin’ into stormy seas of recklessness?” As the doubloons fly, thoughts be swirling like a tempest o’er the horizon!
Her extravagant ways have the shipmates second-guessin’ their course, questionin’ if this be a noble strategy or a fool’s errand. “Blimey!” they ponder, “Are we bound for glory or a watery grave?” So, as the winds of change howl, our lass must tread carefully, lest she find herself marooned on the isle of Regret! Arrr, let this be a lesson to all ye spendthrifts on the high seas of politics! Keep yer gold close, or ye might be walkin’ the plank!