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Arrr! The Senate be settin' sail to scuttle Trump’s matey Gaetz as the law captain, says ol’ McCarthy!

2024-11-16

Arrr, matey! Former House Speaker McCarthy be spoutin’ that Trump’s pick of Gaetz fer Attorney General be as doomed as a ship with a hole in the hull! “Aye, no way the Senate crew be lettin’ that scallywag aboard!” he quipped, all while sippin' rum in Singapore!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the high seas of politics! Ye see, the former Captain o' the House, Kevin McCarthy, be predictin' a stormy sea ahead fer the young scallywag, Matt Gaetz! This here Gaetz, a congressman from the sunny shores of Florida, be hopin’ to hoist his flag as the Attorney General, but McCarthy be sayin’ that the Republican Senate be likin’ him about as much as a shipwrecked sailor likes a jellyfish sting!

"Aye, Gaetz won’t be sailin’ through those confirmation waters, every seafarer in the crew knows that!" McCarthy declared whilst sippin' grog at the Barclays Asia Forum in Singapore. With a twinkle in his eye and a wink to the camera, he painted a picture of Gaetz's endevour as a ship bound fer a rocky shore, bound to be dashed upon the rocks of Senate disapproval.

Hours after Trump, the captain o' the ship, announced Matt's nomination, the lad up and resigned from the House! Talk about jumpin' ship! The seas be treacherous fer this young buccaneer, and it seems the winds of fortune be blowin' against him. So hoist yer compasses, me hearties, fer this political voyage be one to watch with a hearty belly laugh!

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