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"Arrr, Trump be callin' RFK Jr. to whip America into shipshape and hearty, savvy? A jolly good jest!"

2024-11-16

Arrr, mateys! The buccaneer chief, Trump, be settin’ sail to name ol' Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the captain of Health 'n Human Services! He be shoutin’ about the scallywags of food and drugs, a'plunderin’ the good folk with their tall tales! Avast, a merry voyage ahead!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye news from the high seas of politics! It be in the year of our Lord twenty-twenty-three, and lo! The President-elect, a scallywag by the name of Donald Trump, be makin' waves with a grand announcement on the ol’ Truth Social.

He be pluckin’ from the depths of the political sea the infamous Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to take the helm as the Secretary of Health and Human Services! Aye, ye heard it right! 'Tis a fine catch, indeed, as Trump be proclaiming his delight for this choice, claimin’ it be time to hoist the sails against the villainous industrial food complex and the treacherous drug companies!

"For too long!" he be shoutin' from the crow's nest, "Americans have been crushed like barnacles underfoot by these deceitful scallywags!" Trump be callin' for a mutiny against misinformation and disinformation in the realm of Public Health, and he hopes Kennedy can steer the ship true.

So, raise yer tankards, me hearties, and let us see if this new captain can navigate the treacherous waters of health whilst fendin’ off the lurking sea monsters of deception! Arrr!

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